movie quotes are my thing....
1) "if i thought you were quitting, my heart would just fall out of my head!"
2) " I'm going to bang all your friends. Consider them banged!"
3) "i want you. i want all of you. forever. you and me. everyday!!!"
4) "If this were Afghanistan, you would be pulled backwards through the streets by mountain goats with your hands cut off... I'm just saying. I'm just saying."
5)"Do you want to play a game? It's called See Who Can Go the Longest Without Saying Anything."
"Cool! My mom loves that game"
6) "I was so surprised that your attorney signed off on that. I was like, "Are you sure? Is this gonna be okay?" He said, "Yeah, go for it.""
7) "Yeah. Um... I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it."
8) "What about Santa's cookies? I suppose parents eat those too?"
9) "Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me."
10) "No i will not make out with you!"